yarrr, ye scurvy boy-king, halt ye whinin'

Josh: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, victory is mine.
Donna: Good morning, Josh.
Josh: I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
Donna: It's going to be an unbearable day.

[Later in the morning]

Josh: Someone give me a river to forge, a serpent to slay.
C.J: What's his problem?
Donna: He's been drinking from the keg of glory. We're to bring him all the muffins and bagels in all the land.

from 'Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc' (The West Wing)