yarrr, ye scurvy boy-king, halt ye whinin'

Conversation at our business lunch turned to illegal immigration.

"I read an article that said 60 percent of Americans are immigrants," commented one of my colleagues.

"That can't be true," another said.

"No," agreed a Native American co-worker. "There's a lot more of you than that."

- Carlee Newton (Reader's Digest, September 2008)