yarrr, ye scurvy boy-king, halt ye whinin'

"...Part Ten - Q's turn to pick a victim."

"What?"

"I already picked a punishment. Now you just pick who we're going to rain our mighty wrath down on."

"Upon whom we're going to rain our mighty wrath," I corrected, and she shook her head in disgust. "And I don't really have anyone upon whom I want to rain down my wrath," I said, because in truth I didn't. I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies. Example: Historically, Germany has had more enemies than Luxembourg. Margo Roth Spiegelman was Germany. And Great Britain. And the United States. And czarist Russia. Me, I'm Luxembourg. Just sitting around, tending sheep, and yodeling.

from Paper Towns by John Green